meisterbate 

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

meisterbate by tessa March 28, 2003

Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

masterbate 

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

masterbate by meh July 1, 2003