1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.
2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.
3. An actual monster's masturbation.
2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.
3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."
"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."
"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."
"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008
Get the Monsterbatemug. I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.
by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011
Get the Monsterbatemug. (-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga
by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011
Get the Monsterbatemug. My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.
by CDCEN July 1, 2008
Get the Monsterbatemug. 1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
by m.fucci November 5, 2009
Get the Monsterbationmug. Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010
Get the monsterbationmug. by Tayvi February 4, 2010
Get the Monsterbatingmug.