Monsterbate 

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

Monsterbate by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

monsterbate 

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

monsterbate by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate 

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

Monsterbate by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

Monsterbate 

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

Monsterbate by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

Monsterbate 

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

Monsterbate by CDCEN July 1, 2008

Monstercat 

Originating in July 1st, 2011; Monstercat Media is a record label gaining popularity who takes up small name artists from a spectrum of electric genres and promotes them.
Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.

On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.

Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.

Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.

"I can't find any good dubstep! Do you know where I could find something I'd like?"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"

Monstercat by Blizzrdball June 4, 2013

monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007