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megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.
i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

Megafonzie 

A unit for measuring the coolness of something. The origin of this scientific unit is the animated television show Futurama. Professor Hubert Farnesworth invents a Coolometer, which uses Megafonzies as a unit for coolness.
When pointed at www.urbandictionary.com, the coolometer is give a reading of over 50 Megafonzies!
Megafonzie by Perryguy August 29, 2004
a megacon is a mega convention that is held every year in the orlando convention center
megacon is a giant convention in which many people go to dress up as their favorite story characters from shows , movies, anime, and comic books.
megacon by Brooke White February 20, 2007

megafonzi 

In the show futurama it is the standard unit of cool.
I am getting a reading of over 40 megafonzis!
megafonzi by Clavio September 16, 2005
A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet, a true gem. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous with alot of potential for lovin shes always got some man chasing her and has really cool friends. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious! and has unlimited potential. May define something random, goofy, klutz, or just plain crazy. Also knows as Meggers, Meglet, etc.
Woah, did you see that? She totally just pulled a MegAnn.
Megann is looking fine today.
Megann by lovvvve_it April 19, 2008
Fictional city from album 2112 by Rush. Lyrics by Neil Peart.
The quote can be found on the liner jacket from the album. Megadon isn't mentioned in the song.
megadon by john maclean November 10, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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