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megalongshlong 

For example, you say, “I really love megalongshlong! They are so funny.”
megalongshlong by Idk6471 June 23, 2021

megalongshlong 

For example, you say, “I really love megalongshlong! They are super funny.”
megalongshlong by Idk6471 June 23, 2021

megalongshlong 

THE FUNNYIEST PERSON EVER. they are also widely known to make anime characters bald and be a furry. 📸 they are also probably gay😕💯
YO FOO YOU KNOW megalongshlong ON TIK TOK⁉️

some rando: yeah‼️ they are so swag.

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

Megaloshlong 

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
Megaloshlong by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

megalongschlong 

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald
Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?
megalongschlong by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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