The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.