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The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.
by bubu13 February 05, 2010
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Hubert is hot sexy guy and seems to date girls with the letter "A" he can be a dirtty daddie but better watch out if he aint playin or playing wit u
i want to be him a hubert
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A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.
Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!
by ihloh January 15, 2012
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Huberts are kids that smoke high grade marijuanna and do other drugs. and end up broke after their fix of dutchmasters, munchie foods, and drinks. usually fall asleep high with no dolla billls in they pocket.A hubert can also be a kid that undertakes strange and unordinary hobbies . huberts are known to be soft and very queer. huberts are prime victims for hitting licks.
i dont understand why jj hubbeettt intends on buyin 7 dubs a day instead of just buying a quarter and saving himself 30ddollars.. what a hubert ass nigga. ppssshhhhh. i love huberts <3
by sir seeks alot January 09, 2012
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A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

I'd estimate her naturals to be a couple of huberts.
by sswo April 28, 2011
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An Absolute Dickhead With No Money No Girls. The Only Thing He Has Are Spanx Knickers.
"Look! Its A Wild Hubert With His Spanx On!!!" Said Mikolaj The Legit Polish Gangstar

Hubert Is The Best Man On This BLOODY Island!!!

Loook Its The Hubert I Saw Last Night!!!

Why Wont This Verify!?!??!
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The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.
That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?
by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017
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