megafuckjob

When you haven’t just been slightly screwed but royally fucked, usually by a large company or a sociopath.

That embarrassing megafuckjob came out of left field, I never once saw it coming.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.

I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Megafuck

Used as an extreme of the word "Fuck". You would use it in any situation where you would use the word "Fuck". Or just simply insert it into any sentence replacing the noun, adjective, or verb. Makes 'em know you ain't megafucking kidding.

Adjective:

That guy's a megafucking loser!
Noun:

That party was such a megafuck!
Verb:

Dude, I totally megafucked Jessica last night!

I megafucking hate getting a dirty sanchez!

by Clarke B., Nikita M., Julia C. August 11, 2010

megabuck

An amount equivalent to 1 million dollars.

Brad: How much is this study going to cost us?
Brian: Close to 1 megabuck.

by cochese32 May 7, 2008

Megafuckoff

A Megafuckoff is someone who is so much of a whiny little bitch that anyone who comes into contact with them will imminently want to tear out there wind pipe and beat them to death with it.
It's origins are from the school grounds of one "Jealy" who is totally awesome. where he told one teacher that he was a Megafuckoff when "Jealy" was questioned about stepping on a plant.

Teacher- Hay don't step on the plant.. what did that ever do to you
Jealy- fuck off you Nature Nancy
Teacher- What did you say!?
Jealy Ok i'll rephrase YOUR A MEGAFUCKOFF NATURE NANCY!
or
Jonno- hay Jealy, it's Stoken
Jealy- Holy shit, megafuckoff alert

by Jealtech March 3, 2009

megabus

Transport for the very cheap.

Only £1 London to Birmingham!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oracle March 12, 2004

megafucked

when megavideo's 72 minute time limit stops you from watching your favorite tv show

I was in the middle of this sex scene in Entourage where Sloan gets naked and I got megafucked.

by stick up my ass August 31, 2009