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megafuckjob

When you haven’t just been slightly screwed but royally fucked, usually by a large company or a sociopath.
That embarrassing megafuckjob came out of left field, I never once saw it coming.
megafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
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megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.
I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!
megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
The act of getting forced to play something within the meta, when you would rather play what you prefer.
Just say you're getting metacucked
metacuck by James Toad June 16, 2020
MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
MAGACUCK by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020

Megafuck 

Used as an extreme of the word "Fuck". You would use it in any situation where you would use the word "Fuck". Or just simply insert it into any sentence replacing the noun, adjective, or verb. Makes 'em know you ain't megafucking kidding.
Adjective:

That guy's a megafucking loser!
Noun:

That party was such a megafuck!
Verb:

Dude, I totally megafucked Jessica last night!

I megafucking hate getting a dirty sanchez!

megacock 

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.
he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!
megacock by killerdove November 23, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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