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megafuckjob

When you haven’t just been slightly screwed but royally fucked, usually by a large company or a sociopath.
That embarrassing megafuckjob came out of left field, I never once saw it coming.
megafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
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megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.
I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!
megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
The act of getting forced to play something within the meta, when you would rather play what you prefer.
Just say you're getting metacucked
metacuck by James Toad June 16, 2020
MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
MAGACUCK by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020

Megafuck 

Used as an extreme of the word "Fuck". You would use it in any situation where you would use the word "Fuck". Or just simply insert it into any sentence replacing the noun, adjective, or verb. Makes 'em know you ain't megafucking kidding.
Adjective:

That guy's a megafucking loser!
Noun:

That party was such a megafuck!
Verb:

Dude, I totally megafucked Jessica last night!

I megafucking hate getting a dirty sanchez!

megacock 

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.
he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!
megacock by killerdove November 23, 2011