oracle's definitions

Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

by Oracle October 27, 2003

walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

by oracle March 12, 2004

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 5, 2004

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 12, 2004

lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 5, 2004