Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.
Noun:
Much like a bear, but twice as big with goats for arms, and built in gaydar. They are very popular at parties.
Verb:
To declare someone to be a homosexual with one or more hands on a goat.
Noun: The Megabear is a viciously sexy creature with no natural predators.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.