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MegaBeaner

A beaner that’s so mega it’s non megas feel mega
Hola amigo, yo soy megabeaner
by StickmanStan24 November 3, 2018
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megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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megabater

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.
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Megabear

Noun:
Much like a bear, but twice as big with goats for arms, and built in gaydar. They are very popular at parties.
Verb:
To declare someone to be a homosexual with one or more hands on a goat.
Noun: The Megabear is a viciously sexy creature with no natural predators.

Verb: The megabeared you good, Mr. Jackson
by Thames Rivers October 17, 2008
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big dick anaconda megaboner

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator
all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner
by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021
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