MegaBeaner 

A beaner that’s so mega it’s non megas feel mega

Hola amigo, yo soy megabeaner

MegaBeaner by StickmanStan24 November 3, 2018

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.

Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

megabater by Stylo aka starless sage July 2, 2014

Megabear 

Noun:
Much like a bear, but twice as big with goats for arms, and built in gaydar. They are very popular at parties.
Verb:
To declare someone to be a homosexual with one or more hands on a goat.

Noun: The Megabear is a viciously sexy creature with no natural predators.

Verb: The megabeared you good, Mr. Jackson

Megabear by Thames Rivers October 17, 2008

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator

all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner

big dick anaconda megaboner by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021