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When you look in the mirror shirtless and you look so damn good the happiness and excitement results in a boner.
Dude I was flexing in the mirror yesterday and I got a MeBoner.
MeBoner by Bob Marlo April 19, 2013
Words you can keep

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
When you're at McDonald's and you get horny after seeing a nice juicy big mac.
This burger gave me a McBoner. Excuse me while I take care of it in the restroom.
McBoner by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
an arousal brought about by the enjoyment of McDonald's food
A:I just had a Big Mac and now my dick feels like corn.
B:I would call that a McBoner.
McBoner by constromlie December 18, 2008

mebmner's 

A small group of idiot n00burban explorers who are lead by an even bigger idiot because they think he/she is popular and experienced. While actually they are viewed as a joke by the rest of the community. The word arose from a spelling mistake on a popular UE forum, much like the word pwned.
I don't know why they hang around with him/her, they're proper mebmner's.
mebmner's by Ed125 February 10, 2009

poopy mcbonerbutt 

the most extreme of all queers who enjoys sticking his boner in other's butts, only to have it pooped all over for his own personal enjoyment
Nate is such a poopy mcbonerbutt. his dick tastes like shit.
poopy mcbonerbutt by twat eater October 5, 2007
when you have sex with a someone through the drive through at mcdonalds.
dude i gave that bitch a mcboner at work yesturday.
mcboner by jewbagel January 9, 2006
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