megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

Megastoner

The girlfriend of a full-time pot smoker who, while encouraging her boyfriend to stop smoking, actually in fact consumes more pot than him.

Girlfriend: Pass the bong sweetie...
Boyfriend: Damn girl, how many have you had? your a goddamn megastoner!

by rv351 March 10, 2010

Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

Virgin Megastore

An all-girls highschool.

Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?

Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megastore

Mega = Big
Store = Thing

"It's not just a store, Marge. It's a MEGA STORE! Mega means good and store means thing." - Homer Simpson

by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004

Megatone

Drugs, i.e. heroin, cocaine, escasy, etc.

I want to snort some megatone.

I'm addicted to megatone.

by Aurora L. January 10, 2008