meatboner
meatboner by mr horenzoi June 9, 2011
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meat boner
My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.
meat boner by asprovost April 20, 2011
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Manboner
When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.
Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011
Meatbond
When one gay is so attracted to another male friend he follows him every where he goes and tries holding his hand.
Meatbond by Alex (AKA) Splinter May 17, 2006
Black mamboner
Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
Black mamboner by Phazze March 30, 2021
mentoner
n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."
megaboner
When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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