meatboner

a huge boner (bigger than a normal boner) that you get from seeing some sort of meat

devin:hey look at that chicken breast
casey:i think i just got a meatboner

by mr horenzoi June 9, 2011

meat boner

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.

My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.

by asprovost April 20, 2011

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Meatbond

When one gay is so attracted to another male friend he follows him every where he goes and tries holding his hand.

Jared has a Meatbond with Josh.

by Alex (AKA) Splinter May 17, 2006

Black mamboner

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

by Phazze March 30, 2021

mentoner

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003