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a type of person who doesn't talk a lot except for saying howdy or something, just one or two really simple phrases. despite being quiet, they have a lot of attitude or strong opinions, making them kind of a bitch. this prominent sass yet lack of verbal communication is what makes them a mega b
"Have you seen the new girl? She seems kinda shy."
"Yeah but she's a mega b. Don't wanna get involved with her."
mega b by netko September 6, 2018
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A girl who is ostensibly smart, pretty, and not a basket case.
Charlie: Wasn't Sarah acting like a Mega B at dinner last weekend?
Mega B by GarlicHair78 September 27, 2019

Mega Bitchwhore 

Noun
Alike to the mgabitch, the Mega Bitchwhore is the epitome of the word "bitch," but this megabitch is a whore, or they are not. This is a gender neutral term.
Have you seen Dylan and Melanie? They are such Mega Bitchwhores, and they are perfect for eachother. They each can go fuck themselves.

Speaker 1: Man, I'm so fucking sick of having Kasey around. She is so fake.
Speaker 2: I know right, she is such a mega bitchwhore
Mega Bitchwhore by MrBlue Coyote January 9, 2020

Ur mom mega big gae 

The 5 words that, when said, causes all of existence to implode upon itself.
Joe: ur mom mega gay
Bob: no u
Joe: Ur mom mega big gae
Bob: *just gets obliterated*
Ur mom mega big gae by Default Mate December 11, 2018

mega buddy 

A 52oz soda that you can get at kwik trip, wisconsins version of 7-11, for dirt cheap. A mini keg of joy.
Rob: Hey, wana make a mega buddy run?
TJ: Hell yeah! Thats a big 10-4 good buddy.
mega buddy by TJ the mighty March 27, 2008

ur mum mega big gey 

theres no coming back from that
Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

christmas night mega bust 

The most holy night of them all when after a months pain of no nut November and through December a man finally chokes his chicken and lets out his biggest night of the year
Man 1: Yo man you doing No Nut November ?

Man 2: Hell yea gonna get the Christmas Night Mega Bust after.