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Someone who plays baseball for the drugs that they will receive if they win.
I just really like marijuana and opium, plus I'm good at baseball, so I played 23 games so that I could get more. I'm such a medoic, man.
medoic by eatmyshorts64 September 20, 2015
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Blood Medic 

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.
Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.
Blood Medic by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag 

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.
AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas
Medic bag by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018
A straight person who makes gross homosexual comments to their straight friends in jest.
Mark: Darn, I spilled my milk in my lap!
Cary: I'll get my Silly Straw!
Mark: You are such a mednick!
mednick by Bear Hunting December 12, 2012
A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...
MEDIC!! by Fist of Romulus November 9, 2011

Medicine Hat 

Sometimes referred to as “The Hat” or the “Gas City” A nice city that has a small town vibe to it, also the “sunshine capital” of Canada. Located on the South Saskatchewan River. Population pertaining 40% old fucks, 30% college students. The rest being rich bastards or junkies. Downtown is home to trendy coffee shops, clothing/thrift stores, restaurants, pubs and bars which cater to a mix of hipster-artsy fuck-red neck-douche bags. You’ll likely find a tattoo or cannabis shop on every street. Maybe see some junkies with stolen bikes shooting up at the Circle K.

Favourite pass times of residents include craft beer, weed smoking, golf, getting tattoos, having babies and complaining about how they live in Medicine Hat. A more affordable place to live compared to Calgary.

An alright place to live if you like hiking/biking/walking trails, driving out to Cypress Hills, or craft beer and getting stoned. Redcliff residents will get butt hurt if you say it’s basically a suburb of Medicine Hat. Neighbourhoods include The Flats (ghetto) Riverside (a mix of middle class upper class) Downtown (hipster / artsy fucks and junkies) Ross Glen (middle class / the mall) Crestwood (Upper to middle class) Crescent Heights (middle class) Desert Blume (Rich fucks) Southridge (townhouses / duplexes) Ranchlands (middle to upper class) Meadowlands (old fucks) Norwood (lower to middle class) Conaught (college students)
Ryan: I moved to Medicine Hat, then I got stoned

Sean: They don’t call it the grass city for nothing!
Medicine Hat by canucks188892 November 3, 2022
The healing class from the popular hat simulator known as Tf2
The medic class is known for having the ability to give unlimited healing to an ally (Or disguised enemy spy)

The medic also has the ability to do an “Ubercharge” Which depending on the medi-gun used will either render the both the medic and the target with invulnerability, Crits, Extreme healing speed+ no push back, mostly immunity from a certain damage type
Scout with 117/125 hp: * Steals health pack *
Burning medic with 7/150 hp: I wish to do a procedure on your brain right now just to see how much asshole there is
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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