Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.

Payday's coming! I can't wait!

by Joe_Schmuck July 1, 2017

Payday

When something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.

That shit's payday son!

by xhashmeerx January 18, 2009

payday

As per the John Waters film A Dirty Shame, a PAYDAY is an unflushed turd.

"A PAYDAY is an unflushed turd, hence my name. I used to defecate in public restrooms . . . and never flushed the toliet."

by iloverobots01 January 10, 2006

Payday

A poop that has more than 50% corn in it, thus resembling the Payday candy bar.

Kenny had a great cookout, I just dropped a payday.

by Carl hungo October 27, 2016

Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you run to the girls purse and release the ejaculate into it while simultaneously shouting "Payday!"

Dave, "Hey man I heard you were hanging out with Krissie last night." Curtis, "Yeah dude it was her Payday for sure."

Jeff, "Man, I gave Sara the biggest Payday last night!" Dave, "Damn she's probably never going to call your ass again"

by BDMD December 3, 2011

Payday

Crazy. Completely nuts. Soft on the inside nuts on the outside.
from the candy bar that is covered in peanuts.

I just saw Travis doing cartwheels naked down the street. Clearly, he's gone Payday on us.

by PRCPortalet April 1, 2009

payday

A person you know to only have sex for money.

That bitch is hot!

Yeah but she's a payday.

by not a brown bagger April 22, 2009