medifast

A diet for lazy people.

I'm on medifast because I don't feel like working out

by Chantiii February 17, 2014

Meditasturbating

v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.

Jim: Why was Bob grounded?

Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.

Jim: But how did he get caught?

Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...

Jim: Ohhhhhhhh

by Daddy Whorebucks June 23, 2012

medicast

a person who has been rejected as a medical student.

The medical college has altogether 15 medicasts out of 85.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2013

Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.

Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.

by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023

mediastatic

descriptive like combination of english in a finetic complimentary form of modern term..

The news is mediastatic with seperatistic sensuality..

by 12speed April 24, 2023