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Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

metastatic 

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

metastatic nihilism 

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.
Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.
metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020

metastaticity 

A paradigm that states that the plane of the universe is curved by the spin of uncountability around infinity.
Metastaticity is the successor to relativity.

It unites philosophy with cosmology.

Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.
metastaticity by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Mediatation 

Hey tom you’ve been doing really good at work, one day you’ll get the mediatation of honor
Mediatation by Thomas Hankem August 25, 2020