mediastatic
The news is mediastatic with seperatistic sensuality..
mediastatic by 12speed April 24, 2023
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Metastatic Down Syndrome
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”
Metastatic Down Syndrome by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020
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Metastatic Clusterfuck
When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Metastatic Clusterfuck by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020
metastatic
Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019
metastatic nihilism
Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.
metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020
metastaticity
A paradigm that states that the plane of the universe is curved by the spin of uncountability around infinity.
Metastaticity is the successor to relativity.
It unites philosophy with cosmology.
Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.
It unites philosophy with cosmology.
Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.
metastaticity by zanderfin November 17, 2019
Mediatation
Mediatation by Thomas Hankem August 25, 2020
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