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TJ McHammerton 

An adjective describing the behavior of a rather intoxicated individual.
I think Marty was a little too TJ McHammerton last night.
TJ McHammerton by superughetti March 25, 2008

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.
i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.
meathammer by kozimoto June 19, 2008

mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.
yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.
mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007

manhammer 

another name for the male sexual organ; only if it is used to hammer the bitches. If it is used in a slow, loving caressing style, then it is not a manhammer but a "bitch toy".
I was laying the pipe to some skank last night. As I went for the power stroke my manhammer slipped out and I jammed it in her mud-hole.
manhammer by Cletus Van Pelt April 8, 2006

Manhammer 

Term used when you're sexing a female hard and fast like a Jackhammer.
Dude, I was poking some skank last night and I was at her like a proper manhammer.
Manhammer by Morrolan December 24, 2010

muddhammer 

A bull queer
I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower
muddhammer by Fornicater January 11, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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