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TJ McHammerton 

An adjective describing the behavior of a rather intoxicated individual.
I think Marty was a little too TJ McHammerton last night.
TJ McHammerton by superughetti March 25, 2008

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.
i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.
meathammer by kozimoto June 19, 2008

mohammered 

when a Muslim person gets completely drunk and throws up all over his friends 1200 dollar leather couch filled with people.
yo, yusuf was so mohammered last night. oh and chang was pretty chinkfaced too. what a LAN party that was, cuz.
mohammered by thee hammer October 23, 2007

manhammer 

another name for the male sexual organ; only if it is used to hammer the bitches. If it is used in a slow, loving caressing style, then it is not a manhammer but a "bitch toy".
I was laying the pipe to some skank last night. As I went for the power stroke my manhammer slipped out and I jammed it in her mud-hole.
manhammer by Cletus Van Pelt April 8, 2006

Manhammer 

Term used when you're sexing a female hard and fast like a Jackhammer.
Dude, I was poking some skank last night and I was at her like a proper manhammer.
Manhammer by Morrolan December 24, 2010

muddhammer 

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower
muddhammer by Fornicater January 11, 2014