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Muhammed Suicmez 

Muhammed Suicmez is currently Necrophagists'
lead guitarist and vocalist. he was born and raised in Karlsruhe, Germany, although he is from Turkish Descent. during his late childhood he started listening to death metal, which influenced him greatly and what led him later into learning how to play guitar. unfortunately his parents were strict and forbade him to learn guitar, until age 15 when his older brother secretly helped him buy his first guitar, only to be discovered by his father who then destroyed it, of course Muhammed found ways to practice every day since that date, and is self-taught all the way up to date, at age 18 he had every song from his self-written album Onset to Putrefaction ready but not recorded. the ever-changing lineup of Necrophagist was a main factor that slowed the development of his band, finally when he was 22 he took the task of fulfilling his dream, which seemed impossible at the moment for various reasons, so he recorded every instrument of the whole album by himself, with the exception of the drums, which he programmed with a drum machine, he also produced everything by himself to, he released and distributed the album, by himself again, but lacking a label. A year later, he was successfully signed by Noise Solution Records, the record was re-released by Relapse records though, but still not in North America where Willowtip Records did the job (thankfully for the fact that Muhammed always wanted it to happen.). He then had a really bad illness for what he had to cancel several shows, he then wrote a thesis for his mechanical engineering university course.
Muhammed's exceptional style involves legato techniques, as well as sweep picking and the vast use of the harmonic minor scale and a really fast playing, and what characterizes him the most are his very complex solos fast and slow altogether, not saying the main riffs are slow lol. everything learnt by himself.
he is currently writing new material and will be for sure shredding everybody's brains off soon.
Muhammed's great effing style made him my role guitarist.
I hope Necrophagist Tours to US again soon.
Muhammed Suicmez is the greatest guitarist to date.
Muhammed Suicmez by HxC23 January 15, 2009

Lai Muhammed 

(of a person) a chronic liar; a person who never tell the truth.

A state of always telling lies.
Stop being Lai Muhammed.

He has laied muhammed the masses again.
Lai Muhammed by ProfAustin May 6, 2021

muhammed ali

The greatest boxer ever, who can knock down bigb today
Muhammed Ali beat of BigB's cunt
muhammed ali by joe c August 26, 2004

TJ McHammerton 

An adjective describing the behavior of a rather intoxicated individual.
I think Marty was a little too TJ McHammerton last night.
TJ McHammerton by superughetti March 25, 2008

muhammed qamar 

Awessome man...strongest guy wid thug muscles...has a magnetic force in him to attract people...very funny..handsome to the top
He is just qamar!!
Sex witht muhammed qamar man is the best thing ever could
muhammed qamar by Austin robin del January 13, 2018

Muhammedali 

Rare Species. Has a big fat face, with a big black red birthmark on it. Has a cute little arm called Pepijn. He is really nice, and kind, has a lot of friends, one of his best friends are Rahman, Leon, Tim, Carola, Sumedh. He gets called crippled/dinosaur every day, by 2 of his friends. Also has a really nice personality. Doesn't like most of the ppl he meets, and is not really social. But he is still a good friend to have!
People: There is a T-rex over there
Mo Ali's friends: No its just Muhammedali
Muhammedali by MARKTRENT February 27, 2019
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