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muddhammer 

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower
muddhammer by Fornicater January 11, 2014
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mudhammer 

The penis of a straight guy who prefers to fuck unkempt butts.
"Last night I gave the wife the ol' mudhammer."

"That stupid whore can suck my mudhammer."
mudhammer by Squeaked Moose October 18, 2011

muddlehammer 

A Muddlehammer is a PERFECT person. This name is used as a nickname. This person is so perfect, that if your name is Dawson ( search it up on Urban Dictionary ) , you are more perfect than anyone with the name Dawson. If your nickname is Muddlehammer, you also attract girls LIKE A MAGNET.
Muddlehammer ( using the nickname ) gets all the girls.
muddlehammer by LimpingBooty March 4, 2019

Mutehammer 

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.
The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.
Mutehammer by CallumFoster December 5, 2020
they are super rare human beings. Even when they are not showing it, they are one of the kindest human beings alive plus they will kick your ass in Mortal Kombat!!!
"He, I am gonna play MK tonight at Muhammers place."

"have fun getting your ass kicked pal!"
Muhammer by LeaveMeBEEE November 22, 2021

medhammer 

the (gay) pairing between (gay) phighting characters (gay) banammer and (gay) medkit.
Easily the best ship in existence there is no contestants on their level
person 1(awesome): medhammer is so awesome they're so perfect they should kiss canonically
person 2(evil filthy subkit shipper): I hate you
medhammer by swocket April 23, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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