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meatflaps
meatflaps by houston texas September 3, 2003
meatflaps
meatflaps by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019
blown meatflaps
dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?
Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.
Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.
blown meatflaps by Daddams February 18, 2015
Meatflake
An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.
Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”
Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”
Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”
Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”
Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”
Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”
Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”
Meatflake by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019
meat flaps
meat flaps by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
Meatblast
On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.
I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!
Meatblast by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009
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