Definitions by xHectiCx338

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013