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The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
by CockFlapJohnson September 05, 2013
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
by James M. May 02, 2003
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An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
by lester pronk September 14, 2007
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Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.
by shrooks January 24, 2005
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The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.
Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!
by MR May 07, 2003
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