meatflute 

Meatflute is a mans penis

Man, that chick is hot. i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.

meatflute by Yellow_ledbelly December 13, 2006

Meatflake 

An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.

Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”

Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”

Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”

Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”

Meatflake by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

meatflower 

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.

Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.

meatflower by Dan March 10, 2004

playing the meat flute 

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

playing the meat flute by taconigger March 5, 2016

meat flute 

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

meat flute by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

meatflower 

other word for vagina, mostly used by someone who wants to be a bit poetic.

I'm gonna eat your meatflower tonight, honey.

meatflower by John&Helen November 6, 2007

Meadflute

An empty bottle that is played like an instrument similar to an air guitar.

Owen had too much to drink and played the meadflute until passing out.

Meadflute by Mdubbydub February 24, 2020