Meatflation 

Slang term for a male erection, as first mentioned by John Oliver on his show, "Last Week Tonight".

ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.

Meatflation by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022

meatflation 

It means the inflation of meat prices

Walmarts prices on meat is ridiculous, it's meatflation 2021

meatflation by DUBSTEP_JEDI November 9, 2021

meatcation 

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

mentalation 

the process of thinking

too much mentalation

mentalation by Pali High December 21, 2008

meatatation 

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.

I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.

meatatation by Eye rock May 16, 2016

matulation 

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

matulation by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

mattlations 

Mattlations a stage name for a non-frat boy named matt. Mattlations is an iconic dj putting many people on artists such as the weekend, sundriver ca, dayglow, nirvana, and many more. Mattlations is also a renowned boxer as he boxed a tree and came out on top. Mattlations is a beloved student of msu, but his god complex steers him into the wrong direction occasionally. However, mattlations like most tragic disney movie characters has one person to bring him back when he fucks up- i mean makes a small error and that person is emily.

“Yea mattlations just put me on to some serious music, and i might just listen to the podcast later.”

or

“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”

mattlations by bandito1 July 21, 2021