Meatflake 

An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.

Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”

Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”

Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”

Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”

Meatflake by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

meatflower 

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.

Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.

meatflower by Dan March 10, 2004

meatflute 

Meatflute is a mans penis

Man, that chick is hot. i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.

meatflute by Yellow_ledbelly December 13, 2006

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

meatflaps 

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

meatflaps by Jack August 9, 2003

meatflaps 

the labia minor

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.

meatflaps by houston texas September 3, 2003

meatflailing 

Meatflailing mainly consists of using ones penis (the meat) as a melee weapon ( the flail). After transforming your penis in a meatflail, you must now hit/smack 10 people in the face with your flail in less then 5 minutes.

Last night Jordan set a new world record at meatflailing and smucked 35 people in 5 minutes, i wish i was him.

meatflailing by Pacco July 5, 2006