MEATFLAKES

the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.

"who left the meatflakes in the toilet you sick fucks"?

by chino cochino August 28, 2006

Meatflake

An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.

Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”

Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”

Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”

Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003

meatflaps

the labia minor

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.

by houston texas September 3, 2003

Manflakes

The flakes which appear on a man's penis after unprotected sex as a result of dried vaginal fluids

Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on

by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

meatflaps

natalie’s pussy because she masterbates so god damn much because no one wants to fuck her

my friend says natalie has bad meatflaps

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019