MEATFLAKES
the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.
MEATFLAKES by chino cochino August 28, 2006
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Meatflake
An overly sensitive carnivore who is insecure and highly threatened by vegans and vegan food. A play on the term snowflake.
Carnivore: “I can’t believe these VEGANS get to call these meat free things BURGERS”
Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”
Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”
Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”
Vegan “Why? Who’s it hurting?”
Carnivore “It’s just WRONG. Burgers can only be made of meat!!! And don’t even get me started on almond milk! Milk comes from COWS!”
Vegan: “don’t be such a meatflake”
Meatflake by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019
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Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on
Manflakes by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010
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Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.
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blown meatflaps by Daddams February 18, 2015
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