friend: hey you back in your dorm room?
you: yeah
no response to this leaves you wonderingwhat the heck the person wanted and was the end of meaningful conversation.
When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Meaningful Pussy is a reference to your ex-girlfriend whose absence you are feeling with great pain. This differs from 'regular pussy' in that the 'meaningful pussy' relationship was important to you.