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Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.
I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.
Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010
The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
Malking by click25 May 31, 2009

mudwalking 

The condition of having a dirty wolf caused by neglecting to wipe one's ass.
They were out of toilet paper, so I was mudwalking until I got home.
mudwalking by InSight Eller February 28, 2007
Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
Malking by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011

Wacky McWackington 

n. - a person or thing is who so pitiful, that simply calling them "wack" isn't a good enough description to relay the proper message.

v. - to be really, really, REALLY "wack".
Justin Bieber is Wacky McWackington.

Stop acking like a Wacky McWackington.
Wacky McWackington by Marol December 31, 2010

Mutalking 

Talking away into a phone, forgetting that you have pressed the mute key.
"I'd been mutalking for like five minutes on this conference call before I realised no one had heard a word I had said."
Mutalking by WalterEgo March 19, 2009