mcturd 

the deposit of human waste produced by eating breakfast,lunch,and dinner at McDonalds.usually on a long road trip.this is common to truckers.

"hey gus,we need to stop at the next rest area so i can drop a "McTurd".

mcturd by Donny October 4, 2007

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.

Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.

Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

mccurdyzoned 

Going further in the friendzone then any Bro has gone before.(you are screwed)
Also known as the McCurdyVortex

You-So I found this girl I like...

Friend- oh make sure you don't get mccurdyzoned

mccurdyzoned by The crew is real May 27, 2014

mccurdian 

Mccurdian is a person that is a fan of Jennette McCurdy. She's best known for her role on a Nick show iCarly. She also is a country singer. Though many other terms exist that refer to her fans, 'mccurdian' is a widely accepted term and is used by several different magazines and blogs.

My niece is a mccurdian.

mccurdian by mh72212 September 15, 2011

Maturdal pride 

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.

Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.

Maturdal pride by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010

McTarded 

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

McTarded by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

Mcmurder 

Vehicular homicide linked to McDonalds. People focused on drowning their fat asses in lipids will often ignore basic traffic laws, racing to the scene of the nearest McDonalds, leaving a path of destruction in their wake.

Additionally, even after sating their burger lust, these Mcmurderers may often be too busy wolfing down fries to take notice of their surroundings, making them disproportionately likely to cause an accident.

Steering wheel slippage due to greasy fry fingers may also be a possibility.

My friend was Mcmurdered at that intersection when that hamburglar motherfucker ran him over.

Mcmurder by Ator February 26, 2008