Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday

-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday

Maturday by morth March 9, 2011

Maturdal pride 

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.

Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.

Maturdal pride by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010

Masturday 

When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has John come out of his room yet?"
Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

Masturday by Brenda is awesome June 21, 2008