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It's a penis that is longer then a car but comes in a happy meal at mcdonalds
Jeff what did you get in your happy meal?! Mom I got a mclong!
mclong by Butttester March 12, 2014
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William Mclong 

A fat SCP-096 looking ahh kid who plays War Thunder for 25 hours a day.
I am so fat. I feel like William Mclong
William Mclong by suusususususus April 19, 2024

McBongle 

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.
Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.
McBongle by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019

Sean McLoughlin 

The real name of the popular gaming Irish YouTuber Jacksepticeye.
Sean McLoughlin is such a great YouTuber!
A really hot girl that's eaten too much chinese food and has developed a food baby.
Man, I pulled a total Mclorg last night... She came with some free prawn crackers
Mclorg by RommaaaDaMan March 4, 2010
A McDonalds Brand of Logic where common sense doesnt apply to every day situations
ordering a McMeal and paying five bucks, then asking to buy it without the drink, and paying five-fifty.

then, asking the manager to explain it to you using McLogic
McLogic by chris knott May 10, 2006

Smokey McBongwater 

A nickname for one who consumes marijuana in excess. See also pothead and stoner.
"What are you doing today, man?"

"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"

"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."
Smokey McBongwater by A. T. Mediocre September 24, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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