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Smoking apparatus made out of purely McDonalds products only. These include a large drink filled with large fries, and a straw for the downstem. Instead of a drink lid you use two single cheeseburgers balanced on top with holes cut through them as a mouth piece. To attach the straw downstem use two chewed pieces of gum which are used to secure it.
Hey man could you stop by McDonalds so we can make a Mcbong tonight.
McBong by Boneless-Pizza June 16, 2017
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McBongle 

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.
Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.
McBongle by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019
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Smokey McBongwater 

A nickname for one who consumes marijuana in excess. See also pothead and stoner.
"What are you doing today, man?"

"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"

"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."
Smokey McBongwater by A. T. Mediocre September 24, 2011
AN amazing call of duty player one of the best. nobody can touch him
WHOAA that mcbangy guy is good
Mcbangy by mcbangy November 4, 2011

Stoney Mcboney 

a big time stoner
some one that is always high
Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Scrotie McBoogerballs 

A book that was written by Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny in the Southpark episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". The book, and its wide success was used as a satirical device in regards to the over-analyzing of literature. The main objection was that the readers were reading too deeply into something which had little to no meaning.

When used as a comparison to an actual piece of work, it can be used to describe a piece of work that is worthless, but is praised, or it can be used to describe a piece of literature with its own merits, but is only widely known due to the (often unwarranted) controversy it caused.
Many examples of pretentious poetry can be referred to as a Scrotie McBoogerballs.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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