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McBongle 

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.
Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.
McBongle by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

froogle mcdougle 

A person who sells own abilities, talent, or name for inferior purpose that is skilled at the practice of acquiring goods and services in a restrained manner, and resourcefully using already owned economic goods and services. (AKA a cheap prostitute)
That froogle mcdougle won't even spend $2 dollars on a big mac even though she's turning $20 dollar tricks down at the truck stop.
froogle mcdougle by willyboxc April 27, 2011

mcdonalds 

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better.

2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).

3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.

4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.

5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.

6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.

7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.
McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.
mcdonalds by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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