mcdongles

Slang for McDonald's, home of the worst hamburgers and the greatest chance of food poisoning.

That sick shit at mcdongles kicked my ass.

by caliente horneo September 3, 2007

McBongle

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.

Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.

by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019

McDonalds

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

mcdonalds phlegm

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

by Kappa// August 21, 2016

Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

by Procket Man April 5, 2015

froogle mcdougle

A person who sells own abilities, talent, or name for inferior purpose that is skilled at the practice of acquiring goods and services in a restrained manner, and resourcefully using already owned economic goods and services. (AKA a cheap prostitute)

That froogle mcdougle won't even spend $2 dollars on a big mac even though she's turning $20 dollar tricks down at the truck stop.

by willyboxc April 27, 2011