mcdongles

Slang for McDonald's, home of the worst hamburgers and the greatest chance of food poisoning.

That sick shit at mcdongles kicked my ass.

mcdongles by caliente horneo September 3, 2007

McBongle 

The McBongle is the secret menu item in which the middle bun of a Big Mac is replaced by a Junior Chicken. The term was coined by Carleton University engineering students in Septemeber of 2019.

Oh boy, I sure am excited to go get me a McBongle from danger dons on Rideau.

McBongle by Master_of_Drink September 20, 2019

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds phlegm by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

Father McFondles 

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

Father McFondles by Procket Man April 5, 2015

froogle mcdougle 

A person who sells own abilities, talent, or name for inferior purpose that is skilled at the practice of acquiring goods and services in a restrained manner, and resourcefully using already owned economic goods and services. (AKA a cheap prostitute)

That froogle mcdougle won't even spend $2 dollars on a big mac even though she's turning $20 dollar tricks down at the truck stop.

froogle mcdougle by willyboxc April 27, 2011

mcdonalds 

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better.

2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).

3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.

4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.

5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.

6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.

7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.

McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.

mcdonalds by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006