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sexy animal who loves "the davis"
wow she is one mcgurn!!!
mcgurn by anonomous November 4, 2003
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McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”
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jack mcgurn 

Jack McGurn aka Vincenzo DeMora (1906-1936) was Al Capones top hitman of the day. Known for his extravagent style he became a basis for gangster personalities we see in the movies. He was nicknmaed Machine Gun McGurn because of his skilled use with the tommy gun. It is speculated that he planned the saint valentines day massacre of 1929. He was shot to death in a bowling alley on Valentines day in 1936 several years after the killings he masterminded.
Keep fucking with me or I'll send Jack McGurn gunning for ya!
jack mcgurn by Jack McGurn September 28, 2006
(meh*gun*dee) Bad, terrible, awful, Created by League of Legends players to describe anything and everything.
"Michael, You are Mcgundy at ADC."
mcgundy by BreastMilkBandit November 18, 2013

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises
Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.
Dalton McGuinty by Rich Caker October 20, 2007

McGurgles 

The gurgling sound that comes from the upset stomach after eating large amounts of food from McDonalds.
I think I've got the McGurgles going on after those 5 McChickens.
McGurgles by Adam June 18, 2006

McGarnicle 

The Simpson's satirical portrayl of Clint Eastwood as "McGarnicle".
Quote:
Captain: He slit his throat from ear to ear!
McGarnicle: Do you mind, I am trying to eat my lunch here!
McGarnicle by Pieman and Company November 15, 2003
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