by anonomous November 04, 2003
Jack McGurn aka Vincenzo DeMora (1906-1936) was Al Capones top hitman of the day. Known for his extravagent style he became a basis for gangster personalities we see in the movies. He was nicknmaed Machine Gun McGurn because of his skilled use with the tommy gun. It is speculated that he planned the saint valentines day massacre of 1929. He was shot to death in a bowling alley on Valentines day in 1936 several years after the killings he masterminded.
by Jack McGurn September 28, 2006
Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 07, 2023