sarahs lover, insists on big hair, loves designer clothes, drives a punto (spaceship) has to take his clothes off b4 "" WET LETTUCE
by anonomous April 11, 2005

by anonomous April 16, 2003

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.
by anonomous January 03, 2005

by anonomous April 07, 2005

the body ache which you experience in the morning after a night of drinking. Most commonly accompanied by vomiting, quivering, head ache, short term amnesia, and (depending on your drink)diarehea.
I got fucked up watching the game last night.My hang over was so bad that I awoke this morning with puke all over my shirt, shit down my left leg, no idea how i got home and no tolerance for my bitchy girlfriend.
by anonomous January 31, 2003

by Anonomous February 26, 2005
