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Eastwood 

A woman with a dirty, hairy vagina.

Named after Clint Eastwood who played the role of Dirty Harry.
Brian: "Hey do you wanna go down to the club tonight and pick some girls up"

Jeremy: "No, there ain't nothing but a bunch of Eastwoods down there"
Eastwood by Cody 2008 January 13, 2009

Eastwood 

Eastwooding involves posting a picture online of yourself talking to an empty chair.

Clint Eastwood opened up for Mitt Romney Thursday night at the Republican National Convention, in a rambling, off-the-teleprompter speech that at one point had him addressing President Barack Obama -- well, an invisible Obama represented by a chair on stage.

The Internet saw Eastwood speaking to an empty chair and responded -- and thus, Eastwooding was born
My dog is eastwooding in the living room (staring at an empty chair like all dogs do)
Eastwood by Shameless Charlotte August 31, 2012

Eastwood 

A small place in Essex.
Near to Leigh, Southend, Rayleigh, Billericay, Shoebury, Thorpe Bay, Basildon, Hockley, Rochford etc.
Basically, Eastwood is the most amazing place ever, we're in the middle of everything and you wish you were from Eastwood!:)
Sam: 'I don't think I would ever want to move house!'
Jamie: 'Wow, you must really love your area!'
Sam: 'Course I do, I live in Eastwood!'
Eastwood by Eastwood Kid March 8, 2011

Eastwood 

v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. Eastwooding

Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012
Bob: Sarah fall off her bar-stool again?
Bill: Yeah. Man she was pissed... Gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.
Eastwood by mudifoxx August 31, 2012

Eastwood 

The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.
My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.
Eastwood by ngngsoftorg September 1, 2012

eastwood 

Noun: When somebody does or says something that is overly intense and macho, usually to a comical degree.
Etymology: Comes from the last name of the famous dirty harry star Clint eastwood.
Tommy: Nice shoes steve, I didnt know you could get high-tops in the castro district.

Peter: I don't know who you are or why you came to this town, but i want you gone punk... I reccomend you start packing heat, cause i'm comming for ya.

Ben: Dude, pete, what's with the eastwood?
eastwood by Pepsi X-treme July 26, 2005