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Mcgarnical 

--Typically a name given to boy, never a man.
--Often times Mcgarnicals will, in their minds, call out for wizards to grant them super powers to protect them from child bullies. Since a thin child is the exact stature of a fully grown Mcgarnical.
--They generally have a great passion for cock or anything they can put in their mouths thats spelled similar, not fussy.
--They have also been known for storming off the battlefield

of a larping session if their not the only battle mage.
MAN 1 : hey want to go to the arcade and watch kids beat up a Mcgarnical.

MAN 2 : sure lets bring our sons, they can use a hobby.
Mcgarnical by samsun83 February 18, 2010
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McGarnagle 

Noun/Verb: The process of making one gag on your penis. Gag symptoms can include coughing, excess saliva production, bile, and/or watery eyes.
1. My girlfriend's not very good at deep throating. I feel bad every time I give her a McGarnagle.

2. Sara is like a pornstar. After I McGarnagle her she begs for more.
McGarnagle by Wade - DP July 19, 2012

McGarricle 

(Based around the teacher from the movie Thats my boy) To give a woman such ungodly good dick she becomes willing to throw away her entire life even going so far as risking giving birth in prison.
Not only did i pass womens studys with honors this symester. Coincidentally that that same professor was banging an underage student. The olde McGarricle bitch got 15 Years.
McGarricle by Mrkrismis February 6, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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