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McGuinea 

A McGuinea is a cross between being Irish and a guinea. Not to be taken as a completent becasue who would want to be Italian. I mean come on forget about it.
To drunk for his own good an irishmen boned a guinea and 9 months later a McGuinea poped out.
McGuinea by Smokin mad newports January 6, 2010

McGuinea 

A person of Irish (Mc) and Italian decent (Guinea).
Giuseppe O'Sullivan is a McGuinea. His Father is Irish and his mother is Italian.
McGuinea by Coolie71 September 29, 2010

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.
Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

McGuines 

A terrible group of people usually formed together to cause havoc among others. The leader of the group doesn’t know what he is doing. Very confused
Hey look there is the McGuines group let’s go in the opposite direction as them
McGuines by Joshua Franks February 2, 2020

Will McGuiness 

A fabulous human that has a Facebook page that makes everyone laugh
'Omg did you see the new Will McGuiness video?'
'YES IT MADE MY LIFE!'
Will McGuiness by Jodie_ratboy August 31, 2013

mcguiness 

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.
shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.
mcguiness by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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