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mcdicked 

A girl who gets ran train on in the handicap stall of a mcdonalds
Damn tori got mcdicked hard last night at least 10 guys came out of that stall
mcdicked by Kotcguts August 3, 2017
Words you can keep

McDickered 

McDickered is a word of Canadian origin, describing the state of an individual of whom has partaken in some McDonalds, and all its glory, while being highly inebriated.
1) Man, I got so McDickered last night!

2) Person 1: Bud, lets get fucking McDickered tonight. Person 2: Ooooh fuck ya bud! Person 1: Right arm!
McDickered by Legendary_Canadian April 14, 2014

Dicky Dick McDickerson 

Dicky Dick McDickerson: When you weren't looking, I ate your some of your fries, and SHAT on the rest! *laughs dickingly*

Friend:....you dick.

McDickenheimer's 

Another name for McDonald's, McDank's, or whatever the hell else you want to call that fast food chain that sells them Big Mickeys. Known for attracting some "big" clientele, as well as the uber hungry after everyone else hits the sack.
Pothead: "Me and Lenny decided to hit up McDickenheimer's after we smoked all our schwag. I almost crashed the station wagon on the way there."
McDickenheimer's by HuskyWolfballz October 28, 2017
An amazing food that can be consumed for only like 3 dollars or whatever. All you need is a McChicken, a McDouble, a small fry and a thing of bbq sauce. Pull the top bun off the McDouble, Put the chicken on the McDouble, add bbq sauce and put fries on. Put the bun back on top and prepare for clogged arteries and amazing deliciousness.
I ate a McDicken yesterday, I felt like I was in heaven until my heart stopped beating.

Scrooge McDucked 

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.
Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.
Scrooge McDucked by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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