17 definitions by Jackelrayn

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.
Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.
Avril Lavigne is the queen of Tetris Music!
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.

1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Boring or uninspiring. See Beige
This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.
Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Pronounced: Arse-if-eye.
1. To totally screw something up, specifically by doing something irrisponsible.

2. To ruin a movie, TV show or book by acting in a totally over-dramatic or camera-false manner. Happens an awful lot in American Mainstream.
1. All I was trying to do was finish my homework but you had to go and Arsefy it by drawing a massive penis across the page in indellible marker.

2. Some of the shows on TV have potential, but there is always one character who Arsefys it by talking in sound bytes.
by Jackelrayn June 26, 2006
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Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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