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Definitions by Redrokkit

Dumpster Gravy

When a person has engaged in unprotected anal (or vaginal) sexual intercourse and their partner(s) have ejaculated inside of them leaving behind ejaculat to the point the receiving partner could be considered a cum dumpster. Any fluids including but not limited to: anal mucosa, sperm, semen, lubricants, saliva, mucus, blood, or Diet Pepsi that pours, runs, squirts, oozes, or dribbles from the anus (or vagina) is considered Dumpster Gravy
Don't sit in that chair, Matt sat there and left a puddle of Dumpster Gravy!

I cannot believe Matt let Jamaal cuck him then ate the Dumpster Gravy right out of is boyfriend's ass.
Dumpster Gravy by Redrokkit December 21, 2021

Denver Omelet 

A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?

He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
Denver Omelet by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

KANSAS CLAM BAKE 

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.
KANSAS CLAM BAKE by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

Twig Newton 

When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.

This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.

*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
Twig Newton by Redrokkit May 20, 2021