McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

McDickered 

McDickered is a word of Canadian origin, describing the state of an individual of whom has partaken in some McDonalds, and all its glory, while being highly inebriated.

1) Man, I got so McDickered last night!

2) Person 1: Bud, lets get fucking McDickered tonight. Person 2: Ooooh fuck ya bud! Person 1: Right arm!

McDickered by Legendary_Canadian April 14, 2014

McPickle 

An item of food you receive when either a) you as for extra extra extra extra pickles on your McDonalds burger or b) ask for no pickles but the guy in grill works at McDonald’s for a reason and is either feeling hilarious and can’t read and proceeds to make a burger that gets 90 percent of its mass from pickles.

Larry went through the drive thru and got a McPickle, if you were there he sort of asked for it.

McPickle by Doominator January 22, 2021

Dicky Dick McDickerson 

The ultimate dick known to man.

Dicky Dick McDickerson: When you weren't looking, I ate your some of your fries, and SHAT on the rest! *laughs dickingly*

Friend:....you dick.

Dicky Dick McDickerson by Frozen-Flame November 23, 2011

McDickenheimer's 

Another name for McDonald's, McDank's, or whatever the hell else you want to call that fast food chain that sells them Big Mickeys. Known for attracting some "big" clientele, as well as the uber hungry after everyone else hits the sack.

Pothead: "Me and Lenny decided to hit up McDickenheimer's after we smoked all our schwag. I almost crashed the station wagon on the way there."

McDickenheimer's by HuskyWolfballz October 28, 2017

McDicken

An amazing food that can be consumed for only like 3 dollars or whatever. All you need is a McChicken, a McDouble, a small fry and a thing of bbq sauce. Pull the top bun off the McDouble, Put the chicken on the McDouble, add bbq sauce and put fries on. Put the bun back on top and prepare for clogged arteries and amazing deliciousness.

I ate a McDicken yesterday, I felt like I was in heaven until my heart stopped beating.

McDicken by A humble follower of McDicken November 20, 2010

McDickHead 

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.

Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.

McDickHead by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011