McDickered 

McDickered is a word of Canadian origin, describing the state of an individual of whom has partaken in some McDonalds, and all its glory, while being highly inebriated.

1) Man, I got so McDickered last night!

2) Person 1: Bud, lets get fucking McDickered tonight. Person 2: Ooooh fuck ya bud! Person 1: Right arm!

McDickered by Legendary_Canadian April 14, 2014

Dicky Dick McDickerson 

The ultimate dick known to man.

Dicky Dick McDickerson: When you weren't looking, I ate your some of your fries, and SHAT on the rest! *laughs dickingly*

Friend:....you dick.

Dicky Dick McDickerson by Frozen-Flame November 23, 2011

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

mcdicker 

A slang for a person who sucks dick.

Your such a mcdicker.

mcdicker by Jayzn November 17, 2007

dickless mcdickbreath 

Ih the heirarchy of d bagery this is the top rank. An individual who showes cowardice and cocksucker traits at the same time.

Look hear Dickless McDickbreath, we aint having this shit.

dickless mcdickbreath by reptilian November 10, 2013

mcdicked 

A girl who gets ran train on in the handicap stall of a mcdonalds

Damn tori got mcdicked hard last night at least 10 guys came out of that stall

mcdicked by Kotcguts August 3, 2017

McFuckered / McFucked 

When one attempts to have "fixed" (blank item), and overly impressed with themselves BUT HAS ACTUALLY MADE IT WORSE, LESSER IN VALUE OR THEIR PROCESS OF "FIXING" WAS SO RIDICULOUS.

".... the phone charged just fine before you ( McFuckered / McFucked ) the battery..."

McFuckered / McFucked by CH!n@ December 27, 2023