When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.
A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.
Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.
A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.
Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.
"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.
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A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
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Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
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