mayonnaised

When Brandon Buckingham squirts a whole jar of mayonnaise into Danny Mullen's face for being a narcissistic asshole.

I mayonnaised him so hard. The aftermath looked like he got jizzed on by 100 gay men.

by GaryWinthorpe22 April 9, 2021

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014

Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019

mayonnaise

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020