Mayonnaids 

When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.

A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.

Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.

"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.

Mayonnaids by friggsy August 20, 2019

Mayonnaids 

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

Mayonnaids by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials

"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"

fresh mayonnaise by deeveeesss October 15, 2021