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The stage where a man transforms into a state where nothing makes sense. All that comes out is pure passion and rubbish. Normally can tell a person has reached mattdan state by a unquie laugh.

He has reached mattdan state

mattdan by Fmustang November 23, 2021

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Matthaney

A non-stop selfie taking bro elected to power on an woke agenda.

You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.

Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021

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Matthan

pronounced: muh-ton

Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'

Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.

wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness

girl one: how was your date?

girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan

Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009

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Mattman

The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.

"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"

Mattman by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009

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Muttdang

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!

Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)

Muttdang by Kychellebec June 1, 2019

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Mattanese

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

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Mattland

Mattland is the happiest place on earth! Just check out Matt8Mccall on TikTok. Damn those hips give me all the feels.

Hey have you visited Mattland today? He is on fire today with that dance!

Mattland by Pumagirl67 September 26, 2020

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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