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Matthaney
You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021
Matthan
pronounced: muh-ton
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009
Mattman
The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
Mattman by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009
Muttdang
Two meanings...
1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!
2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!
1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!
2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!
Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)
Muttdang by Kychellebec June 1, 2019
Mattanese
Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020
Mattland
Mattland is the happiest place on earth! Just check out Matt8Mccall on TikTok. Damn those hips give me all the feels.
Mattland by Pumagirl67 September 26, 2020
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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