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A non-stop selfie taking bro elected to power on an woke agenda.
You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021
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A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe
You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.
by TotalRecallSF November 27, 2021
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