You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.
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pronounced: muh-ton
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'
Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.
wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
girl one: how was your date?
girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan
by John Addams July 17, 2009
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Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.
Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.
OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.
yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.
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He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus
by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014
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