Matthaney 

A non-stop selfie taking bro elected to power on an woke agenda.

You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.

Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021

marthaness 

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!

That nice girl is using marthaness!

marthaness by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

Matthan 

pronounced: muh-ton

Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'

Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.

wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness

girl one: how was your date?

girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan

Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009

Matteney 

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.

OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.

Matteney by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013

Mattanese 

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

matthaeus by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014

Matthans 

Independent woman

Wow she works 7 days a week and doesn't need anyone to support her to include government programs, she must be a Matthans.

Matthans by Mrs. Dictionary July 11, 2020